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Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a shot and a beer. He strikes up a conversation with the bartender regarding a bucket behind the bar filled to the top with $100 bills that caught his attention. He asks him what that was all about.
Bartender says to him, “That’s an ongoing bet we have here at the bar. It’s a 3 part bet. Part one, see that bouncer by the door?” He looks over and see a giant of a man, at least 6’7 and 275 lbs of muscle. “Part 1 is you have to go knock him out”. “Part 2, living upstairs is the owner of the bar. She’s old, ugly, mean, sweaty, and just horrible. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her”. “Part 3, out behind the bar is a big, nasty Rottweiler with a loose tooth. You have to go out back behind the bar and pull that tooth”
The man thinks to himself, NO WAY. Not worth it.
However, he orders a another couple rounds of beer mixed in with a few more shots and now he’s feeling confident and bulletproof. He grabs a $100 bill out of his wallet, stuffs it in the bucket, runs over to the huge bouncer and hits him square in the jaw with a punch and knocks him out cold! Now the bar is in a frenzy knowing what is going on and starts cheering the drunk guy on who’s taking on the bet.
He’s even more worked up now and plows right through the back door of the bar with crazed enthusiasm towards the Rottweiler. The bar patrons listen for about 10 minutes as they hear barking, yelping, the man screaming, and all sorts of noises coming from outside. Moments later the drunk guy comes walking back into the bar, out of breath, sweating, and says to everyone, “Now where’s that bitch upstairs with the toothache?”
Have a great weekend everyone!!